I am looking into Scientology

Ok ..Tom Cruise.

We have heard about Tom and this whole Scientology thing ...plus I just went to see his new movie. I don't want to ruin the movie for anyone, but basically the movie is about God trying to get rid of Scientologists. He sends these alien tripods down to mother Earth to scorch these weirdos. As they killed Scientologists right and left, the tripods would bellow things like, "You are right! You shouldn't take medicine for a dusted torso," and "Take this anti-tripod-biotic ...Oops! Too late you natural weirdo." However, Tom Cruise's character, Guido Pene Cilian, kept getting away. Fast forward 2+ hours ...and bam...Guido is still alive. What does this mean? It means that if he can survive all that he survived ...then count me in. I am going to Barnes and Nobles as soon as I sell my tripod and buy a car (way better on gas). I will be reading up on my Scientology.