I Sit Next To This Guy

I sit next to the following guy at work:

Hawaii print shirts, stock market, rubs himself raw to Reagan, Michael J. Fox devotion, Republican, racist, dock shoes, the youth of American are all stupid, sexist, ageist, Harry Connick Jr., that hair cut, talks politics, claims people around him "don't understand," talks down, believes we should wipe out other religions and still goes to bible study each week, Fletch Lives, gays are the only source of AIDS, dates a virgin for "purity," undermining, a user of people, black athletes are all criminals, Spaceballs, De Lorean, would move to Canada if Hillary Clinton becomes President, "The Jews man," complimenting when needy, non-charitable, sneaky, greasy salesman, bad hair plugs, short man complex, scumbag, Family Ties, comes and goes as he pleases, Dan Akroyd, doesn't owe anybody anything, friends are yes MEN, family is punching bag.

Love that guy.