Time To Leave?

My boss at work gets on people for taking long lunches, leaving early, etc. I am not complaining about this, because A) It's not me & B) It is your job to be there on time (blah blah).

However:

Our boss in and out all day (why?), takes long lunches, and leaves early all the time. Maybe he can do that since he is the bossman, but maybe it is because he is a hippocritical jagbag. Yes, hippocritical was meant to be spelled that way because he is a large fat hypocrite with a horn coming from his face in the form of a mouth.

And here answers my original question in the subject line:

I sit next to a guy at work who leaves early everyday. He sneaks out of here at 4:45 (probably should be here until 5:30) and drives home. On his way home he sees a couple on some landcruiser bikes. A girl with a pink shirt on a pink bike, and and a guy with a white shirt on a white bike. Sooo cute!! Muah! He drives by to honk and make fun of them (maybe throw out a "faaaaaaaaags!" (It's him)) when he noticed that it was our boss and his wife taking a stroll. Of course the guy I sit next to at work couldn't say anything because he too left early, but he immediately left me a voicemail. Oh by the way ... the boss left early to "work from home." We always knew he was full of a bag of dead kittens, but this was just more proof.

Proofs:

*They are the couple that shows up to an amusement park with matching outfits. They then one-upped that with matching bikes.

*Our boss doesn't really know what he is doing and hangs out at home a lot (lives close to work, and wife who is 25-years-old while he is 40, stays at home).

*The following link proves that Tupac is not alive
http://www.hitemup.co.uk/pictures/autopsy.jpg

Roger Ebert provides proof that the movie Good Burger is an American film classic:
"It's a kid movie, plain and simple. It didn't do much for me, but I am prepared to predict that its target audience will have a good time. I'm giving it two stars. If I were 8, I might give it more."

I could go on and on, but this is what matching bikes does to me. All hot and bike bothered.