Hey! October Thought Police

Hey!

I want to comment on several things, and the first being restaurant t-shirts. Enough is enough! Your innuendo shirts are just not cutting it anymore. For example, I was at a place in Phoenix for lunch called Hap's Barbecue (hapsbbq.com) and their shirts state "There is nothing like hand rubbed meat." Oh so hilarious! I get it ...rubbing spices into your meat COULD mean rubbing a penis! Or how about Mamma Mia's Pizza in Phoenix? They have a shirt that reads "If you like our meatballs, then you will like our sausage!" HAHAHAHA. Tell more jokes Bill Cosby! I see you're hinting at, "If you like our testicles, then you will like my cocker!" Weee! I think restaurants should ditch the actual food talk and just state the joke, while keeping their actual food picture.

"You can't handle the penis" (picture of a stack of ribs)
"Best penis in town" (picture of a salami on rye)
etc, etc. Up the game people.

Hey! Do you ever see pictures through patterns on a wall? I did this a lot when I was little, but it has been happening lately as well. You know ...like the paint job may be with texture, so you can see a face, or wallpaper that shapes out to be a fish or something. Well I had a cold last week and took some Tylenol PM. I woke up during the night and could not get back to sleep so I found my self staring at a picture of my mom on fire next to a beautiful horse.

Hey! Deodorant smells are getting out of control. It used to be just scented, unscented, fresh, cool, etc. Now I see shit like "Lilly Pear" and "Cool Autumn Breeze." It got me thinking about a few smells I have noticed, that should become actual scents.

"Russian Immigrant"
"Oil Piracy of Ghana"
"Powdered Fat Guy"

Hey! What is the Spanish word for "death warrant?"

Hey! I don't like certain sayings and/or how people say them. Take "Tuna Fish" for example. I know some people who say "tuna fish sandwich." Annoying to the max. Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish sandwich! Yeah...we know what tuna is, ok? How about tuna sandwich? Salmon fish! Salmon fish! Carp fish! Trout fish sandwich! Another one is when people say "milk chocolate." I just ate some milk chocolate. When we want to know what kind it was we can do this, "hey! what kind of chocolate did you have?" Do you go around saying, "Shall I drive?," or do you say, "Shall I drive my 1996 tan Toyota Corolla?"

Hey! What kind of friend are you? Are you the 'yes man' type, or the "this is what you should do" type? I happen to be the latter, but that's just me. Sticky situations friends come to you with may call for you to be a 'yes man,' especially if they are sad :( ...or angry >:0

"Hey you are right! You poor thing! Who wouldn't want them stems!?"

But this is only if you are not hiding something that may help them because you are afraid it would hurt their feelings. Remember, they are your friends. I like to give the brothers perspective, the mothers directive, Tina Yothers.

Hey! Here are several good nicknames up for grabs. Grab'em!
walnut neck, triglyceride, wrigley spearmint, Scotts Turf Builder, Limestone, copper tarnish

Hey! The worst for last is the following picture I took while in Columbus at a movie theater. This message did not scroll.

http://img100.imageshack.us/my.php?image=weownthein0.jpg

Cheers!

Smashing Pumpkins

Hi!

Let me smoke my Smashing Pumpkins corn pipe. You can call me Tin Can Willy.

That was from the front row in Phoenix. *Wild Bill* does not automatically come on disposable camera pictures. I added it you dinghole. I was also in Columbus last week to see the Smashing Pumpkins, and Billy Corgan later came out with a blog while there. A part of it reads:

"I love my country…I love it so much, I'll say it twice…I LOVE this country!!...today i am in Columbus, Ohio, and everything about Columbus has everything to do with what I love about America: the collisions of architectures idealistic and functionally gaudy…the lone characters who climb out of treetops and caves and still retain their sense of home…everywhere that I look here I am reminded of other battles and beliefs that now seem forgotten, yet their symbols still blow their horns in silent reverie because that's all they know how to do…"

That is kind of cool for me being that I am from Ohio and that is my favorite band. I have no idea what it means though. I just saw "Columbus, Ohio" and I immediately urinated in my pants.

Casey