One More Day

My final day in my 20's.
My final day of looking at teenage girls without being super creepy, and only regular creepy.
My final day of saying my baldness is due to DNA and not age.
My final day of wearing capri pants.
My final day walking into Target without my shirt.
In 1979, President Jimmy Carter said "Everyone who ever turned 30 died."
My final day (gunshot)
$%#!
Maybe 30 brings better aim.