The Story of Cannibalism

Their once was a Indian named Chief, and at the age of 50, Chief decided he needed to see the rest of the world. He had successfully taken care of his tribe for over 30-years and felt he earned a vacation. He quickly went to the nearest bar to ask the bartender where he should go to experience these great lands. The bartender, known to the townsfolk as the holder of necessary information, told him of the many places he should travel. Chief kindly thanked the bartender and asked his name before he started his journey. The bartender replied, "Jim Beam."