Friday, October 20, 2006

Stop Now Before You Embarrass Yourself

It is a saying that has been popping up all over the place over the last few months, and a saying you should never say again.

"Bringing sexy back."

"Bringing sexy back" is a 65-year-old man waiving glow sticks at a techno club. Just stop right now. It has already used up all of its good life.

I can already see it becoming a poor man's "bling bling." It does not have quite the power of "bling bling," but hopefully you get my point because I don't want to say those B-words again.

Sayings like these will start out in some form of entertainment and just explode. Cousins of the saying start popping up (Bringing "______" Back) They show up in songs, more movies, MTV, the vocabulary of the world's most talented rappers, etc. Then ...white people get a hold of the saying, which then turns into Ted Danson using it in a sitcom 3-years later, which then gets a chortle out of older generations when Ted Danson says the saying, which then lends the older generation thoughts of youth.

Complete death achieved.

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