Interview With Kenny Chesney

I caught up with Kenny Chesney. He stops through Casa Grande, AZ all the time for ...err....stuff.

This is how it went down.

KC: First off, explain this "fraud" deal Renee Z cited in the annulment.
KENNY: Oh, umm. Well I am a complete fraud, just like country music.
KC: Yikes! True about country music, but aren't you being a little tough on yourself?
KENNY: Nope.
KC: Ok, Well what did you do?
KENNY: Well I told her I was talented. I also told her I had a penis if she ever got my tight jeans off. Well she did and she caught me in a boldfaced lie. My jeans held her off for like 3 months though. Good job Wrangler buddy!
KC: Yeah. You are not very talented and you are wearing Wranglers. You sound pretty credible to me.
KENNY: Well I was just bending the truth there a little. I told her I had a big penis too. I'm sorry.
KC: You jerk. Ok, let us move on from the bad ...onto some of the good things that have happened in your career.
KENNY: Ok
KC: Umm...searching here. Ok...Oh here is something ...no wait. Umm.
KENNY: You are wasting your time.
KC: Ahhha! I found something. It says here you once climbed Mt. Everest! That is incredible. I just read where this paraplegic climbed Mt. Everest. How heroic of him ...and now of you!
KENNY: Yeah, well I lied about that one too. I bet we are done here.
KC: Yep