Sick @ Home On A Friday Night

I am just going to keep writing what I can before my NyQuil kicks in ...

Since I wrote about a guy I sit next to at work, it is only fair I talk about one of the new girls. Let's call her Big Bird. She is 6'2-6'3, has HUGE 80's hair and attire, and is generally weird. I don't know her that well yet, but I know enough to question if she is actually a "she" at all.

Finkel and Einhorn, Finkel and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkel....

After great debate in my tiny brain, I figured he/she has a Swiss Army Crotch. Probably a man part, a woman part, a tiny pair of scissors, phillips screwdriver, bottle opener and some tweezers.